Saturday, March 3, 2018

There's something fishy about this logic...

A few days ago, I saw this photo posted in my Facebook feed.  Someone had shared it in the Duggar group.


Mmmm.... appetizing!

I almost wonder if this little object lesson is satire.  At the very least, it's completely tasteless and not even really true.  Besides, if every woman on the planet decided to stay virginal until marriage, I think there would be a lot of frustrated men out there who would make terrible husbands.  Not everyone is cut out for marriage.

Personally, I did wait until marriage before I lost my virginity.  It wasn't because I was concerned about how tight my twat was, though.  In fact, I vividly remember worrying about what that first experience would be like, since I didn't have any sex before I got married.  In my case, being a virgin was less because of morality and more because of practicality.  I simply never found anyone with whom I wanted sex who also wanted sex with me.  I will admit that I didn't try very hard.  And Bill, who was a lapsed Mormon during our engagement, wanted to wait until marriage, too.  

I truly don't regret waiting for marriage, but I realize that's not a choice everyone will want to make.  Moreover, I would much rather people have sex unmarried than get married simply so they can fuck.  I can personally attest to how awful and complicated divorce can be, not just for the person who gets divorced, but also family, friends, and significant others.  I am for people being responsible about it and taking precautions to prevent pregnancies and disease transmission.  Then, by all means, have your fun.


That's right!  It could simply mean that you have a really small penis.

I have not yet seen a post encouraging men to wait until marriage, even though I'm sure that's encouraged among the religious.  On the other hand, guys like Josh Duggar preach about family values and living the fundie Christian way.  Then they go out and hire strippers and prostitutes.  The truth later comes out in a big scandal.  I suspect that a lot of fundamentalist Christian males are massive hypocrites and liars.  I feel sorry for Josh's wife and kids because I'm not sure he'll ever live down what a hypocritical scumbag he was revealed to be.  


If you're LDS, that could take awhile...

I think it's pretty gross that the person who made the first post used fish to illustrate how tight a woman's vagina is after multiple sex partners.  I mean, did that person choose fish on purpose, realizing that a lot of sexually transmitted infections can cause that part of the body to take on a fishy odor?  What's the old saying?  Fish and visitors stink after three days?  

And what's with wasting perfectly good fish on an object lesson?  That fish died so the world can get a graphic representation about how women who have sex with many men might make them too "loose" for a man's pleasure.  There are people starving in the world... people who would love to have fish for dinner.  And finally, the idea of a woman's genitals being akin to a cold, slimy, fleshy piece of fish.  I'm surprised anyone would feel sexy after seeing that.  But I guess that was the point.  

This fish business is even grosser than using licked cupcakes and chewed gum to teach girls about purity.  At least gum and cupcakes are appetizing.  Using raw fish, especially when illustrating a woman's vagina, is just nasty.  

Anyway... just thought I would share some goofy shit after yesterday's heavy post about family drama.  I'm not sure what we're going to do today.  We got some snow last night, which covers up all the two week old snow we've had.  It's pretty out there.  But Bill needs to do the taxes and I'm always game to hole up and watch reality shows about jail on Netflix.  So we'll see.

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