Sunday, February 19, 2017

Beware of dog!


We bought this sign to scare off would be intruders... 

Lately, there has been a rash of burglaries in the communities not far from us.  Although I think it's fairly doubtful that the Eastern European gangs who have been breaking into houses will hit our town this week, we did decide to invest in a "beware of dog" sign for our front door.  

Zane and Arran will be coming with us on our trip this week, but they are around most of the time.  They are loud.  I doubt they would ever seriously hurt anyone, but they are good watchdogs.  So we might as well warn would be thieves.

The sign basically says:

Careful!

Free roaming dog!

When the dog comes, take off your clothes and wait for help.  When help doesn't come, good luck.

It was the only "beware of dog" sign Bill could find yesterday.  I rather think it suits us perfectly.  

Time to get cracking on my packing.   

3 comments:

  1. Looks good! I think it says "Lie flat on the ground" not "Take off your clothes" though.

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    1. Of course you are right, but I think it's much funnier to tell people to take off their clothes!

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