I about fell out of my chair when this ad came on my TV the other day. Those Octoloan folks must be out of their fucking minds, hiring Octopussy to pitch their product. She is not well liked. Besides, she doesn't even use the product she's pitching. It says so in the disclaimer at the end of the ad.
That being said, she does need the work. She has 14 innocent kids to take care of, after all... I think it'll take more than a $1000 loan to cover it, though.