No, I'm not writing about the headaches that can come from having ill-advised sexual contact with someone. I'm writing of headaches that occur during sexual activity. I got one the other night and it's kind of been with me ever since.
The other night I was enjoying the crest of an orgasm when all of a sudden, I was hit with a searing, devastating headache. It was excruciating. I felt like the top of my head was exploding.
Sadly, this wasn't the first time I've had such a headache. I used to get them kind of frequently about fifteen years ago, when I was doing a lot of intense masturbating... necessary because I lived in a country where electrical power was very unstable and I didn't have a significant other.
So I got this severe headache the other night and it took about an hour to go away. It was still throbbing yesterday morning, although I wasn't in as much pain. Today, it's just vaguely achy... enough to be noticeable, but not enough to warrant taking drugs.
Maybe it's time to take my blood pressure... or visit a doctor. Or maybe it's time to stop having sex.